Sergeant Waktout needs your help to solve a LiTTLe PRoBLeM…
Sergeant Quinn “Beans” Waktout was an average Joe once… before his discharge from the service for Gulf War Illness. That was back before the government admitted to such a disease, back when he was just called “crazy.” Well, he wasn’t crazy then–but he sure as hell is now!
Help Beans Waktout unearth more of the world’s conniving cover-ups. Only through a massive group effort by dedicated nutjobs like yourselves will he finally be able to obtain enough raw intel to solve the ultimate riddle, the one conspiracy plaguing him and all the other poor obsessed slobs like him–the Grand Unified Conspiracy Theory!
Perhaps then he can find peace at last.
Or at least move out from under that bridge in Toledo.
Or at least afford to buy a larger box to live in under the bridge.
Matt Cates
Comment and Add your own Conspiracy of the Day below
13/01/09 at 5:08 am
Dogs despise men, but are really good actors.
13/01/09 at 5:24 am
Hooters doesn’t intentionally hire girls with big boobs; it’s just a coincidence.
11/04/09 at 5:53 pm
THe oNLY ReaSoN THiS SiTe iSN’T TaKiNG oFF iS BeCauSe CHiNa iS BLoCKiNG iT!