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		<title>THEOLOGICAL</title>
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		<title>SCIENCE/TECH</title>
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		<title>PERSONALITIES</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Jan 2009 01:09:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Wolverine has a seventh adamantium claw.  It comes out of his weiner.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=conspiracyoftheday.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6152292&amp;post=33&amp;subd=conspiracyoftheday&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>PARANORMAL</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Jan 2009 01:05:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[There&#8217;s no such thing as a glitch in any Microsoft operating system.  There are, however, numerous ghosts who are addicted to porn and who sneak onto your PC at night and cause it to download all sorts of crazy viruses, which in turn give you all those error pop-ups when all you&#8217;re trying to do [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=conspiracyoftheday.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6152292&amp;post=31&amp;subd=conspiracyoftheday&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>MILITARY</title>
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		<title>MEDICAL</title>
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		<title>HISTORICAL</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Jan 2009 00:57:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>GOVERNMENTAL</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Jan 2009 00:55:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Iran is completely innocent of voter fraud.  They would never even dream of such a thing.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=conspiracyoftheday.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6152292&amp;post=23&amp;subd=conspiracyoftheday&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>COSMOLOGICAL</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Jan 2009 00:53:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[You can name a star for a nominal amount of money.  Here&#8217;s one of the sites that does it:  http://www.starregistry.com/ Or you can just send me $50.  Either way, you&#8217;re getting ganked.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=conspiracyoftheday.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6152292&amp;post=21&amp;subd=conspiracyoftheday&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>BIG BUSINESS</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Jan 2009 00:51:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>ASSASSINATIONS</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Jan 2009 00:50:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>ALIENS/UFO&#8217;S</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Jan 2009 00:49:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Sergeant Waktout needs your help to solve a LiTTLe PRoBLeM&#8230;</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sergeant Quinn “Beans” Waktout was an average Joe once…  before his discharge from the service for Gulf War Illness.  That was back before the government admitted to such a disease, back when he was just called “crazy.”  Well, he wasn’t crazy then&#8211;but he sure as hell is now!   Help Beans Waktout unearth more of [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=conspiracyoftheday.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6152292&amp;post=4&amp;subd=conspiracyoftheday&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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